OWH Memorial Undead Topic

I didn’t realize people actually used DHL.

 

They can now tell the location of a package within 6 feet at any moment of time, but there is absolutely no way to communicate with a driver, why do they think anyone would believe this for a second?

BTW, my mailman is notorious for this. We live in a rural area, and I assume the mailman just says [uck fay] it after 6:30 if he hasn't made it here

 

FedEx guy would claim no one was available to pick up a package at work after one of us would sit through lunch waiting on him at times. We called and complained multiple times. There is a new driver for our route. I don't know that there was a direct connection there, but I don't know that there isn't.

 

Ask your wife! Hey-o!

 

Norris, you know anything about these? I believe they may be oyster mushrooms. I hope they are. Googled it and people pay up to $14 per lb. Right now my mind is spinning on how to get them down and who to sell to. About to call whole foods and sysco foods.
Edit dammit the file is saying too large. I got a tree of fungus

 

The boy is home sick. Y'all better be aware, if he's sick, we might be dealing with the bubonic plague.

 

Mine is too and he's the same way. If it's bad enough to keep him home, it's some serious shit.

 

Bonus, I get a day off.

 

He got up and was putting on clothes and I asked him what he was doing. He said he was getting ready to go to school. He looked about two steps from death. I told him to put his pjs back on and get back in bed, and he didn't fight me one bit.

 

Until you contract the bubonic plague.

 

My 5 year old has been down all week. He's usually sick for 24 hours. He got strep and flu tested on Sunday, just a bug.

Fever went down on Wednesday, came back yesterday. He's got a double ear infection now and an upper respiratory infection.

He has been putting together minecraft legos in between naps all week.

He's also watched every Ghostbusters twice

 

As a bonus, I got what he had and had a 104 fever Tuesday and Wednesday. I still feel like shit today

 

the bubonic plague is easily treatable fwiw

 

Yeah, tell that to the Europeans.

 

Can’t. They’re dead.

 

Those are the worst. you cant do anything to ease their pain and everybody is frustrated.
We like emergen c packets to help boost back up and as you know have to hydrate like they are playing a sport

 

Blood-letting, if I recall correctly.

 

Iron brands across the exposed chest, too.

 

Y'all keep that shit east of me. If my kid is in the same zipcode as someone that sneezes, he thinks he is sick and needs to remain at home so as not to infect everyone else.

 

Had to run into bank today because I need a bunch of change in various denominations.

I am amazed that people can be so inept at simple basics of money.