OWH Memorial Undead Topic

This is what my first bat looked like, so I'm probably due for one...

 

Are... y'all shoving aluminum bats up your rears? Is that what is going on here?

 

NOT THAT I AM KINK SHAMING. I KNOW WE DO NOT DO THAT HERE

 

No shoving required.

 

You're that loose already?!

 

I have no clue what this bat thing is about. Anyone care to explain the joke for me?

 

If you are old enough to have used some of these old bats, you are probably to the age where you should be scheduling a colonoscopy.

Also, we put them in our butts.

 

They seem to be in need of medical inspection of their colons from shoving aluminum bats up in there for many years.

 

Standard baseball thing, i guess

 

[uck fay] it I’m in.

 

Start with the big end

 

and the rest is gravy

 

In my day, we were men when we were kids and we shoved lead bats up our asses.

 

Well, WE don't.

 

It's a team building activity.

 

Boy got selected to take honors classes next year. He's pretty pumped.

 

Not something I was ever invited to.

 

More proof the world needs more honors students. Check out what you can get for $7.50 plus tax and tip at Wanna Spoon Cereal Bar in 12th south Nashville.

 

I can make that at home. I know the recipe.