Pet Peeves...

Mine is people who think Moe’s is good.

 

You’re no friend of mine...

 

It’s tolerable. It’s also close and today it’s free. Free food always tastes better.

 

Don't know what Safety Dance is and I've never eaten at Moe's. I'll consider myself lucky on both.

 

Any whistlers here on the board? If so, stop. You’re [uck fay]ing annoying AF. Nobody wants to hear that shit.

 

People who sit next to me in a lobby when there are 6 other seats available that aren’t directly next to anyone.

 

Have one in my office. Violent thoughts.

 

Sorry. Thought you looked lonely.

 

I haven’t waded through this whole thread but if it hasn’t been mentioned yet... folks who want to chat in public restrooms. I’m not there to strike up conversations. STFU and leave me be.

 

Me too. Shrill and loud. Unfortunately he also signs the checks so I have to deal with it.

 

On the one hand, I do internalize it like “oh, I must look really friendly, that’s nice of me to put that vibe out into the world.”

The same way if any woman makes eye contact with me, I internalize it as “oh yeah, she’s tryna [uck fay].”

 

I get up and move when people do this. My wife says I'm embarrassing.

 

Now it’s Jump Jive and Wail... Louis Prima ffs... ima finish up and gtfoh...

 

Be passive aggressive and start clicking a pen or drumming it on the table every time the person starts whistling and only stop when they stop. Either they will catch on and stop or you all will start a new office band.

 

wtf is wrong with you?

 

Girlfriends/wives who constantly ask "What are you thinking?". I'll tell you, if I want you to know. As it is, it's probably something I don't want you to pretend you give a shit about and have to have a mundane conversation neither of us want.

 

I'm sorry to admit this, but I hate when old men try to talk to me somewhere like a restaurant or waiting room. I'll listen to the old stories when I'm in the mood, I like most of them, and the old pervert is one of my favorites, but not while I'm at the Dr's office and he's had me sitting in the lobby 2 hours.

 

"Pigs are a lot bigger than you think."

 

I'm thinking about if I got all of the poop last time I wiped my ass. I'm pretty sure the paper looked clean on the last wipe, but I still have that bad feeling down there

 

Too many pet peeves... ad Christmas music to the list. I [uck fay]ing hate Christmas music.