Pet Peeves...

You don't like "Jump Jive and Wail", though. I just don't know about you any more!

 

My response that shuts that shit down pronto:

Her: “What are you thinking?”

Me: “Didn’t I tell you?”

Her:”No”

Me: “Must not have wanted you to know!”

 

Nothing a quick scratch and sniff won't settle.

 

Moe’s is fine. The free chips & salsa elevates them above other such establishments

 

Free local community "newspapers" that feel the need to throw their paper in my yard every week even though I've never asked for it and have no desire to read it.

 

It would if they didn’t yell at you when you walk in the door and then force you to order your food by calling it some stupid [uck fay]ing name.

 

Waiting in lines. I hate it.

 

MFer in my office listening to obnoxious country, and I’m like “what the [uck fay] is this shit?”

Florida Georgia Line.

Jt5 will fire a mother[uck fay]er at Christmas.

 

Is this your way of telling him "You are no longer employed at this business" ?

 

Dude is also the whistler in the office, and is whistling along to this shit.

Not even joking, I’m triggered as [uck fay] right now and want to fight.

 

People who listen to their music as they pump their gas by opening the driver's side door and cranking up the radio. Why the [uck fay] do you think the whole establishment wants to listen to your terrible music?

 

Kill him. It’s ok JT... just go ahead and snuff his whistling ass. For the good of humanity, just do it.

 

I’d kill the whistler here if I knew for sure the paychecks/direct deposit would still get signed/go through.

 

Similar to this, people who use speaker phone when they are out in public.

 

I would have to fire him

 

Fixed.

 

Don't insult Country Music like that

 

Cruising in the passing lane without passing cars.

 

Pellissippi Parkway is the worst, but this is horrible around town.