The holy word with IP

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by IP, Feb 28, 2013.

  1. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    You can answer all of those for yourself, OE. And are quite adept at it.

    Answer them from the other side. You're still on the same "team" - just driving to the opposite endzone.
     
  2. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Ill volley for team card

    1.) Theodicy problem-God cannot be almighty and good since ultimately he is responsible for evil.

    2.) God cannot be almighty and allow free will. If God did not know your actions he would not be omnipotent.

    3.) Supernatural explainations of the world over natural ones.

    4.) "God" runs in families

    5.) The supernatural cannot be tested and measured

    6.) The contradictory nature of the Bible

    7.) What do you believe you cannot prove?
     
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  3. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Come on IP............:)
     
  4. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator


    Tartarus imo. I'm thinking Tantalus type punishment. Something like a loudspeaker pumping neverending sermons from a backwoods Primitive Baptist or Pentacostal preacher with noise eliminating headphones perpetually just out of reach.
     
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  5. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Dammit! I'm always too slow.
     
  6. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Ill raise you a chalk drawing legalist.
     
  7. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Ooooooh. This is getting good. That's hellish for me.
     
  8. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I have a question that has plagued me recently, and am seeking a real answer.

    We take God, in the Christian sense, to be all powerful, correct? As in, capable of anything?

    Can, therefore, God die? And if not, is He truly all powerful?
     
  9. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    That would be my next attack, the holy spirit of the trinity blatantly taken from Plato.
     
  10. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Not to be a jerk, God did die, no?
     
  11. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Better yet, the coochie cutter wearing male bible camp counselor who was there to talk with you.........alone in the cabin.
     
  12. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Now that's just getting creepy.

    We got a good idea going. Let's not jump the shark just yet......ha.
     
  13. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Jesus.
     
  14. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    True. Not sure why people get hung up on these hypothetical questions. Just extending the sentence by two words solves these dilemmas: God can do anything he wants.
     
  15. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    No, only a part. The other two didn't. I'm talking about complete non-existence, for eternity.
     
  16. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Truth hurts, ours was named Rusty and he was a big time Georgia fan. He got busted with child porn.
     
  17. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Again, only a part. The remaining 2/3s welcomed the split 1/3rd back into the fold.
     
  18. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    No shit?

    I just assumed it was a hypothetical. My apologies.
     
  19. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    That is not truly being all powerful. That is being just generally bratty.
     
  20. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Seriously, not being jerkish.

    If you accept the christian godhead the three is one.

    Good question though, God has always been around with no creator.
     

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