The Weekly Lyle Jones Cliché Excuse Report.

Smokey gray uniform week.

 

I hope he has a big pocket.

 

LOL, that was said.

 

Wow our coach now has an enemies list

 

We've lost to 3 really really good opponents. 11 points away.

 

In case you want to watch:

[video=youtube;7ze_eEakh6Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ze_eEakh6Q[/video]

 

"We're 11 points away."

 

"The way I judge if a team has lost their edge"
1. Turnover Margin "still winning there."
2. Special Teams
3. Penalties

GTFO Butch how about wins and losses you jackass

 

You can tell from the tone of his voice and body language he is losing confidence by the second.

He looks like a defeated coach out of excuses.

Its time to move on.

 

"Eye Discipline."

#drink

 

Critical twice in one sentence!

#drink

Damn, I am at work. This is going to impact my performance this afternoon.

 

Somebody better buy him a fanny pack

 

Educating us on the zone read.

 

I actually think he is staying fairly positive towards the team, the players. I expected more of an implosion. He's either done, or he's a bit tougher than I thought.

 

I am not watching, but listening, and he sounds defeated. He is slow on his answers. Really slow. "Let me think", "Let's see how many times..", etc.

I think he sees the writing on the wall. I hope he gets out for his own health.

 

winning press conferences is easy for a sales guy, and this moron failed miserably at the last two. Next please.

 

He's a condescending *****

 

That's true too. I'm just glad he hasn't been running down the players. If anything he's building them up. That's very unDooley of him.

 

"Throw game."

 

I'm noticing that as well. His confidence he usually has isn't there. He is mumbling and bumbling over himself more so than usual. I mean the cliche's are always going to be there for him.