Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place
Women are the ones that want it up. You can teach a monkey to work a hinged object in a week. Surely a woman could learn in 10 years or so.
or just put it back down, it's not rocket science, or hard labor, or anything. quit making a big deal out of it. geez.
Nothing like running to the restroom in the middle of the night and sitting down, only to feel like you've fallen ass first into a swimming pool
I woke up this morning at 3 and went and sat on the commode with the lights out. A few seconds later my wife walks in and I grunted at her. She screamed and slammed the door. I couldn't go back to sleep because I was laughing so hard.