Words to Live By

"Can you imagine what all i would do if I could do all i can?" - Sun Tzu

"Less singing, more swinging." -Malcolm X

Please add your own.

 

There once was a girl from Nantuckett...

 

"I'm here for the gang bang" - guy from Old School

 

If the van rockin don't come a knockin

 

"Push it. Push it real good."

- Salt n Pepa

 

"Ass and *******" - ThreeSix Mafia

 

You want my bod it's a hot rod
12" to a yard and I'll have ya soundin like a retard

- salt n peppa politically incorrect rap guy

 

"it's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza

 

You might be used to wine'en & dinin but I'm f'n you tonight - Biggie Smalls

 

It gets bigger.

 

"turn around"- nyyvol

 

Shake it like a Polaroid.

 

Always take a pregame dump. - Lawrence Taylor on The Waterboy

Never rub another man's rhubarb. - Joker on Batman

 

"All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it." - Grandma's Boy

 

Women, can't live with them and they can't pee standing up. - Major League 2

 

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

 

Lol. That was a good one.

 

Favorite quote from the movie and in contention for my favorite movie quote of all time.

 

winner. close this thread.

 

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