Words to Live By

I'm sorry

 

Pick the seat up when you're done. It won't happen.

 

It was dark n I needed to tinkle. I didn't turn the light on. It was my fault

 

Grow a big girl bladder. Problem solved.

 

I pull an Austin Powers thaw-out piss every morning. It amazes the wife.

 

I have to stop and take a deep breath and start again. Sometimes I get tired and sit down.

 

Yes sir, but with all due respect I was only about 12 at the time.