Botch would look great in purple. Matches his face. Give him a row of gold teeth to complete the look.
Yeah his win/loss record wasn't bad given the situation. But I contend he wouldn't have been fired if he didn't stop attempting to be civil to the alumni and ad staff. Basically after he won 10 games he decided his shit didn't stink and he didn't have to do the same shit Carroll did willingly.
He'll never be a great head coach because he's socially retarded. He's a good enough coach, but he's not a good ass kisser
Basically during alumni functions he would give his speech and leave. That doesn't fly at USC. Carroll on the other hand would work the room and kiss ass and pretended to remember every individual old rich **** in the room. That's one of the reasons they hired sark. He was good at that shit as long as he was sober