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That's a funny thing, everyone always says when I leave, I'm going to tell everyone how dumb they really are. They all say, thank you for the opportunity though. [itch bay]es

 

The Princess turns 7 today. I'm guessing she's going to demand her class sing happy birthday to her.

 

congrats. my boys 7th birthday was last week.

 

I hope they didn't make as big of a deal out of it as she has.

 

they had a birthday party with their friends, a birthday party with their cousins, and also went out for a birthday dinner on their birthday with their cousins and went to a dodger game with their cousins. wow just writing that shit out makes it look ridiculous.

 

We did friend party on Saturday and doing family party Labor Day weekend. That's it.

 

that was the plan, i'm not sure how the other two got added. their cousins that live here routinely have half a dozen different parties, hopefully they aren't expecting that in the future.

 

that is a really fun age. Just think, in 6 short years to the date, your fun will be stress.

 

Superglue it.

 

My daughter turns 2 in a few days. My son is more excited than she is; all she cares about is that she gets a Bubble Guppies cake.

 

I mean, I am excited when I get cake too.

 

Here's another thing, they put bananas between the layers of cake down here. Not frosting, bananas. Its [uck fay]ing disgusting. And you never know until you get the slice of cake. I've gotten to the point where if someone asks me, do you want cake? I ask back, does it have frosting or bananas between the layers?

 

We got her bday cake at a cake store here that had fantastic frosting. Chocolate cake with frosting. Keep it refrigerated. It's heaven.

 

What the [uck fay]?

 

putting bananas in a [uck fay]ing cake is a day ruiner

 

It’s hot out.

 

Maybe not for much longer.

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/201...dreaded-fungus-has-hit-its-banana-plantations

 

I'm beginning to understand how Florida man came into being.

 

Balmy 68° when I checked around 1530 here. It was so bad I had to take my jacket off by 930.