Butch Jones quote from yesterday:

How the hell did this clown get a six year contract from us? Really, WTF were we thinking to give a tuba player 6 years? Why not give him 3-4 years to see if he can maybe win a time or two? At least we won't have to worry about any of the bonuses if he were to make it to a bowl game or God willing, a national championship game.


Oh, we already covered this when we signed him? Sorry.

 

He was a trumpet player.

Have some respect.

 

Tuba players and bass drummers are the only people in marching bands I respect.

 

The guy who leans backwards so far that his hat almost touches the ground is a badass. Don't let the twirler's baton fool you.

 

True, I just meant in generalities, not the drum major.

My thoughts on bands however, do completely out the door with HBC bands. All of those folks are awesome.

 

What about baritone saxophone, the tuba of the marching woodwinds?

 

Damn you all, it is called a sousaphone.

 

That is a marching tuba, yes. My sentence is perfectly accurate.

 

Skin Flute

 

Surely Dobbs can't be as bad as Worley. It pisses me off that we continue to run this sceme when we clearly don't have the personnel to do it. Nothing about our offense makes any sense. Hurd needs to be running downhill getting 20+ carries a game. With our defense we need to shorten the game. I have no faith in Butch

 

Had more respect for the ones who did it without putting their knee on the ground first. Those guys were the badasses.

 

I'm shocked I've not been banned from Twitter yet. I've tried my damnedest to elicit a response.

I did lose 9 followers DURING the ole miss game, though.

 

Are you allowed to post pictures of a bathroom stall splattered with semen so bad it looks like a crime scene?

 

Poor KMF, he is thinking about this with a football mindset. Remember, we are the Ivy League school of Knox County. Think like an academic. Drive a little convertible without A/C, start smoking a pipe, and speak with an English accent. Now, accept that football is a barbaric necessity of being in the SEC and then resent it. Now it ALL makes sense.

 

Is there weed in the pipe? I'll drive around with chinese eyes instead of a british accent.

 

Touché Mr Beam!

 

Perfect

 

Be still my heart !

 

Hippies