Knox Media and Fake News

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by justingroves, Sep 26, 2017.

  1. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I wonder how much stuff comes out on Butch once he's terminated?
     
  2. woodshed

    woodshed Contributor

    Just a guess, but I'd say he squats to pee.
     
  3. NEW COACH

    NEW COACH Contributor

    He cried watching Titanic
     
  4. MaconVol

    MaconVol Chieftain

    Barb's chip dip tastes like shit.
     
  5. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    He has chronic flatulence.
     
  6. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    He once tried to shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die but held the gun backwards and shot himself in the arm.
     
  7. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    He's a Pokemon fanatic.
     
  8. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    He wears Underoos.
     
  9. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    He's really bad at coaching football.
     
  10. Oldvol75

    Oldvol75 Super Bigfoot Guru Mod

    Wears GerAnimals
     
  11. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    He doesn't actually have a chart, or spend 4 hours on Sunday working analytics.
     
  12. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    A kid at school has introduced this to my son and I want to off that kid.
     
  13. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Actually thinks "resiliency" means strikingly colorful or flamboyant appearance.
     
  14. dtmvol

    dtmvol Member

    UT is not really his dream job
     
  15. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    He thinks the defense has to count to 5 Mississippi before they can attack the offense.

    (This would actually make a lot of stuff make sense if true.)
     
  16. dtmvol

    dtmvol Member

    He wears a toupe
     
  17. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Super Moderator

    His playlist consists 100% Justin Beiber.
     
  18. dtmvol

    dtmvol Member

    His seemingly idiotic decisions were because he bet huge $$ on OK, FL, Vandy, etc.

    He used the winnings to buy a private island in the Caribbean. It was a killer deal because it was right in the path of Irma, and now no longer exists.
     
  19. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    That's actally preferable as he is a Florida-Georgia Line fan.
     
  20. LawVol13

    LawVol13 Chieftain

    Very true.
     

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