Knox Media and Fake News

I wonder how much stuff comes out on Butch once he's terminated?

 

Just a guess, but I'd say he squats to pee.

 

He cried watching Titanic

 

Barb's chip dip tastes like shit.

 

He has chronic flatulence.

 

He once tried to shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die but held the gun backwards and shot himself in the arm.

 

He's a Pokemon fanatic.

 

He wears Underoos.

 

He's really bad at coaching football.

 

Wears GerAnimals

 

He doesn't actually have a chart, or spend 4 hours on Sunday working analytics.

 

A kid at school has introduced this to my son and I want to off that kid.

 

Actually thinks "resiliency" means strikingly colorful or flamboyant appearance.

 

UT is not really his dream job

 

He thinks the defense has to count to 5 Mississippi before they can attack the offense.

(This would actually make a lot of stuff make sense if true.)

 

He wears a toupe

 

His playlist consists 100% Justin Beiber.

 

His seemingly idiotic decisions were because he bet huge $$ on OK, FL, Vandy, etc.

He used the winnings to buy a private island in the Caribbean. It was a killer deal because it was right in the path of Irma, and now no longer exists.

 

That's actally preferable as he is a Florida-Georgia Line fan.

 

Very true.