Martial law comin'

Seems like a good place to hide 20,000 troops. Right where they can quickly get to all important areas of American society.

 

So are we having an 8th Maxim get together once this goes down? I've got a pretty good amount of ammo.

 

I'm going to Mt Weather

 

Poised to strike at the heart of the Southeast's supplies of saltwater taffy and dreamcatchers...

 

Poised to cripple Southeastern infrastructure by seizing command of the Sky Lift.

Crap, you just said poised. This is awkward. Uh, fixin' to?

 

300 yards and in, I can kill it

 

Maybe the Russians want to invade all Georgias? If so they have a great staging area.

 

Hadn't considered it, but it fits.

 

Even a Russian-occupied Georgia isn't getting our damn water.

 

Or recruits.

 

I have a secret subterranean Doomsday shelter. You're welcome if you can find it.

 

Good one.

Fetch me mah squirrlie rifle, ma!

 

More greatness

http://www.worthytoshare.net/malaysian-airliner-missing-much

 

Laughed hard at "reverse droughts." What does that even mean? Flooding?

 

You can't deny Operation Paper Clip, IP.

I was not expecting that to be real. Most ridiculous name ever

 

My conspiracy theory deputy buddy, the one who said welfare was going away at the beginning of the year, well, apparently the next big thing is taking down our power grid with emps.

 

We adapted their missile, jet engine, and sub tech, amongst others. If the Nazis had more than that, they wouldn't have lost. The idea that Nazi scientists would be still hard at work in the mid 80's on advanced tech is so laughable, I don't even know how to respond.

 

Hydra initiative ...

 

If I didn't think it would cause me to eventually be stuffed in a room with a black bag over my face being questioned, I'd start a parody doomsday blog.

 

Nazis had the cosmic cube