OWH Memorial Undead Topic

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by O+W=H., Sep 26, 2011.

  1. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I started at UT in 2002 and my student ID contained the last 4 digits of my social, but that's it.
     
  2. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I don’t think my actual ID was my full social, but I put it all over scantrons and the like, in the ID section.
     
  3. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    My social was my employee ID number until like 2 years ago when I lost my shot that we are so [uck fay]ing stupid and it's the 21st century and we still use our SS# for everything.
     
  4. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    A lady that owes ballpark 20K to the IRS in back payroll taxes seems aghast that I'd require a 1K retainer up front before doing any work.

    Go figure.
     
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  5. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    How do you not pay payroll taxes? There's been a few times where we've missed a week and just doubled up the next, but that's one of the most important things to do as a business owner
     
  6. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Because she is cash poor and not great at business.

    Honestly, I probably should have charged her $2,500 up front. I was feeling generous that day though.
     
  7. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Side note to my fellow BattleBots fans - we got the boy a Huge shirt a couple of weeks ago and he wore it first day of school.
     
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  8. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    A simple rule: if you can't pay your taxes and insurance, shut the doors
     
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  9. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Card is heartless.
     
  10. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    I work pro boner all the time. He can too.
     
  11. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    I thought you worked 'por boner' in the Soccer Taco basement.
     
  12. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    I like working at Mexican restaurants and other grease rack joints. Helps create a natural moisture.
     
  13. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

  14. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    That is a little disturbing.
     
  15. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Bezos could become a trillionare right now if he 2000:1 split Amazon, and dropped the stock price to below a dollar.

    No way investors would let it fall off, they’d rally it to $2 before close.
     
  16. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Our accountant handles it for us. Totally worth paying her for it so we don't forget. She reminds our office manager each month when she needs a payroll summary and then she pretty well does the rest.
     
  17. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Another reason why I like Soccer Taco.
     
  18. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I am now getting LatinFeels latin women, Asian women and Arab women (funny, don't remember women in Saudi Arabia allowed to wear yoga pants and take butt selfies...).
     
  19. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    I always get this kinda hot older blonde woman put together well. Strangely attracted
     
  20. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Yesterday was Arab and Asian all day.

    LatinFeels huh? Haven't seen that one.
     

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