OWH Memorial Undead Topic

She still got the Pringles, so she wins.

 

A woman that would suck your [penis] for Pringle’s, could probably suck your soul out.

 

At least it was just the one location.

 

Okay, but how?

 

Through your penis.

 

I'll tell you, Bunny charges me a thousand coconuts, I guess I need to look around a little more

 

I have to pay a 100 coconuts just to watch.

 

Went to grab bread to make toast, and the bread was moldy. We don't have any bread and there is 1.5 inches of snow on the ground. We're going to die.

 

Nice knowing you.

 

Never mind I am at the office and can go get bread. It's too late for that.

 

My daughter’s competitive cheer coach is the only person in East Tennessee that has yet to cancel anything tonight.

 

They are insane man. Insane. You think baseball coaches and baseball parents are crazy? Pfft. They ain't got nothing on cheer coaches and parents.

 

Cheer, dance, and softball. All three are equally as insane. I guess gymnastics is there too, I've just not dealt with it.

 

As a dad that takes his girls to all of their practices, the dance moms are by far the hottest, followed by volleyball moms.

 

So a few moments ago I notice water dripping off a light fixture in our kitchen. Assuming this is weather related as I’m pretty sure no pipes run above our kitchen and there is some snow on our roof. Any suggestions on what to do?

Do I just have to wait for the snow to melt, then call a roofer and hand him all my money? Anything to be done to minimize damage while the leak is open?

 

Turn light off, take bulb off, put hand inside light while standing in the puddle, turn light on.
No more leak issue for you.

 

I can't imagine being so [uck fay]ing ignorant that I would leave my windows down and the radio blasting while pumping gas.

 

If you have an attic, I would go up and try to locate the leak and if possible put some type of container up to catch the water. It may help stop any damage to the kitchen ceiling. Just temporary until the snow melts.

 

The thing is, it’s a two story house and the kitchen (where the water is leaking) is ground floor. Searched all over the room above it for any water and found nothing. I’ll try the attic, too.