OWH Memorial Undead Topic

He probably does anyway.

 

I do. Enjoy dipping the tip in the cool water. It's refreshing.

 

Mosquitoes and poison ivy don't bother me.

 

How about flies? I heard they are attracted to poo.

 

Mosquitos on the other hand light me up.

 

Consider yourself lucky...

 

That's herpes.

 

Dare we ask where he has had his entire arm?

 

"Yes m'amm, and 20 years ago that was excellent tax planning strategy. But it's still going to screw you over now that your mom died."

 

My oldest son is having his high school orientation tonight.

When the hell did he get old enough to go to high school?

 

You see, this is why I try to never have any money

 

This year

 

Farm in area that has skyrocketed in value.

 

Probably around the same time you turned into an old man

 

When you had sex with his mother 16 years ago!

 

Hand to God, I was just going to post that

 

Pssh, mine started this year. She's a girl though

 

Late starters, my girl is a junior in hs who has been talking about a boy who wants to go out with her. I hates him.

 

Expert on the matter?

 

So long as he got all the oil off, he should be fine. The old physician in the town I grew up in explained to me how it works when I had a particularly bad case of it back in high school. He warned to make sure the oil was completely gone or it would spread and used a story about a girl in town who came in claiming that it had spread from elsewhere on her body when it was obvious based on the pattern on her chest that her boyfriend and she had gotten into a mess of it just before fooling around in the woods. Ah, small town docs.