OWH Memorial Undead Topic

Anyone know of an attorney in knox county to help me evict a tenant up there?

 

My bald wife.
Glad newcoach is gone..

 

Good to see her smiling. Says something that the woman who married you can laugh about a monkey trying to shit on her head.

 

how does she tell you and your twin brother apart?

 

The one on her head has a bigger [penis].

 

Silly mother[uck fay]ers just asked me to cover the 3 to 11 shift. I'm laughing my ass off

 

Love the smile.

 

Middle one caught us some sushi lunch. Woulda liked some soy sauce and peppers. Still good though.

 

Traveled to Landstuhl this week for work. Guy I'm traveling with is not a morning person. I'm not either, but I got up and did a three-mile run, hit the elliptical for a few minutes, and managed to figure out I was going to have to draw a bath rather than take a shower at this hotel. I've finished my breakfast, and he's now fifteen minutes late for meeting me. Technically he's not my boss, but he's going to be at some point in the near future. I hate being late, and we are meeting with our boss and the CO today. I could leave him, but I am pretty sure that is the wrong play here. The odd part is I don't have his cell number in my phone.

 

Alex P Keaton is a very underrated TV character.

 

After hearing about his younger brother learning to share in pre-School:

"What is this, the Marx-Lenin Preschool??"

 

They showed old family ties episodes on the boat. His character is a treasure.

 

Assuming you could pick the half that wasted away, im not convinced Thanos was totally off base.

 

Shoutout to the lady and her son standing up on the plane so he could go to the bathroom30 seconds before we touched ground. Had never seen a flight attendant completely lose her mind until this.

 

Haha. That must have been a show.

 

I'm working Friday night, I'm a whore, and I have a problem

 

Let me translate:

"I'm working Friday night because my wife loves that sweet, sweet over time money and she said I was crowding Ocho on the couch on Friday nights."

 

An original smartass. Helped mold some of my sarcasm when young. I had a Mallory as a sister.

 

Its name is ocho cinqo.