OWH Memorial Undead Topic

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by O+W=H., Sep 26, 2011.

  1. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Putting that newly learned Deutsch to work, I see!
     
  2. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Embarrassingly, I have to admit it only dawned on me last week that it was Deutsch.
     
  3. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    So, the person working in the deli at Food City doesn't know the difference between a pound and a tenth of a pound. When I pointed out the mistake when she tried to hand me a tenth of a pound of sandwich meat, she argued that what she gave me was, in fact, a pound. When I pointed out the .105 on the label, she had to call for a manager.

    1. How do you get to be an approximately 40 year old adult and not know the difference between 1.0 lb and 0.1 lb.?

    2. If you do make it that far in life without gaining that not of knowledge, how do you land a job in a deli?

    3. Even without knowing the difference between the two, shouldn't the label for $0.70 clued her in to the fact that she was not giving me a pound of meat priced at $6.99?
     
  4. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    Tell your mom to wake up and put some more meat in there.
     
  5. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I stopped letting my mom handle my meat years ago.
     
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  6. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Was the meat sliced really thin? Because that makes a difference
     
  7. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    You seriously expect more than this from 90% of the population?

    Bless your heart.
     
  8. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I honestly have never had this problem, so it can't be all that widespread.
     
  9. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Sitting on a bench at 730 am so my daughter can cheer on runners on a 5k.

    She may be less thrilled with this than me.
     
  10. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Sounds like a good time for breakfast bourbon.
     
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  11. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Luckily the moms are a bunch of former cheereaders, so I got that going for me.
     
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  12. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Kristen Bell just has something that jiggles my jangles.
     
  13. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I'd like to jiggle her jangles.
     
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  14. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    But can she handle your meat as well as your mom?

     
  15. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    How stupid are we?

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  16. dknash

    dknash Chieftain

    Yeah, those are nowhere near big enough to dunk the football in after a turnover
     
  17. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Can you see if they will ship to an APO address?
     
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  18. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I'm enjoying the CFA vs Popeye's social media war.
     
  19. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Popeye’s posted last night they’re actually out of chicken sandwiches. Like literally out.
     
  20. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Until October, right?
     

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