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Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by O+W=H., Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    Whats her name?
     
  2. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Lazarus
     
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  3. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    To a Buddhist, bleeding out, alone, is dying in peace?

    Ok.
     
  4. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    LaZare Us at the plate...
    Google first ever baseball game, Bob and Tom show.
     
  5. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Is it not? Would my boot on her head not induce more panic? I have no idea how a chicken thinks or feels. So I let nature take its course.
     
  6. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Wring its neck just right, and it won't know a thing.
     
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  7. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    This is true
     
  8. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Many a chicken never knew it was dead at the hands of my grandmother
     
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  9. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Letting nature take its course seems like a good Buddhist answer.

    But in a "true" natural environment, that was food. And so you should have eaten it right there, after building a small camp fire.
     
  10. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    But she wasn't dead. And seemingly has recovered.
     
  11. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Yes, as a predator you want weak prey. Prey, not road kill, as previously dead things could be diseased.

    But weakened prey... that's food.

    You're terrible at natural.
     
  12. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Yes, I am. Or, Nature has given me a thinking mind and I do not operate solely on instinct. I can naturally make a decision because I can contemplate the future.

    I was going to leave the chicken there and at least let the hawk get a meal of she decided to come back.

    Fortunately for me, she seems to be recovering and my decision was rewarded. For now.

    She may die tonight or tomorrow, and if so, an animal on my back lot will get a meal shortly after that.

    I don't like killing things.
     
  13. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    You didn't contemplate this future, the future you contemplated was that the chicken would die, there. This is a new contemplation, due to your injecting yourself into a natural act, and then removing yourself with no assurance that the natural act would have progressed to its natural end.

    You [uck fay]ed with Schrodinger's cat.
     
  14. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Use her as bait to shoot the hawk.
     
  15. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Incorrect. When I saw the chicken, I contemplated killing her, but remembered a story of a woman who took her dog to the vet because he was sick. Vet said he had horrible cancer and needed to be put down, but the woman being a Buddhist didn't want to euthanize her dog. Vet got very angry with her, saying he hated the Buddhist mentality that prolonged misery like that.

    Dog went home, recovered and lived another full year before finally dying peacefully at home. Vet completely changed his tune after that. Anecdotal, but true.

    That is what ran through my head in that 15 seconds I stood over the chicken and sang to her and contemplated what to do. Honest truth.
     
  16. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Ah, the 8th. I was hoping to tell a heart warming story and it has been put into a blender and chopped up!
     
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  17. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I'm just thinking of how to make life better for the other chickens.
     
  18. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    I vote for using the chicken as bait and to catch the hawk and keep it as a pet.
     
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  19. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

  20. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I believe you.
     

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