OWH Memorial Undead Topic

I'm hoping it rains and snows everywhere for the next couple months. Keep everyone home, and from doing anything.

I mean, just miserable, stay at home weather... for months.

 

Oldie but goodie

 

The 2001 aliens decided their first attempt failed to create intelligent life, so lets have another go at it.

 

Was just sitting on the toilet thinking how disappointing it would be to get conquered by the Normans. Huns, Vikings, whatever, they sound pretty tough. But OMG the Normans are coming! just doesn’t have the same ring to it

 

You really don't want to be conquered by anyone. The US military is pretty tame, but even them, you don't want.

 

You’re pretty much Drax from guardians. Minus the whole destroyer part.

 

In order to understand this, I'd need it translated. I'm just going to assume this quotes me, but is for the benefit of others.

 

Perfect response.

 

Got the lights up

 

Also, in case you didnt know, hope your fridge or washer/dryer doesnt go down right now. Had no idea replacing a fridge was so difficult at this time. Very little inventory and Lowes saying they can deliver a new one to my mom in march. Woulda been potential good business to have a bunch of them sitting in a warehouse somewhere

 

Should be able to buy a floor model. Lowe's down here has tons of floor models, just not a lot of inventory.

 

2020 thing?

 

I know Home Depot is not selling floor models. Not sure about the rest.

 

There was. Even those warehouses are depleted.

 

Slightly amusing is the conversation with my 86 yr old mother who thinks the shortage is due to covid dead body storage taking up all the freezers. Told her i knew somebody and asked, if we could get the dead person out and clean it up, would she buy one at 10% off. She said "sure".
Wtf

 

I'm laughing so hard at this:

 

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It really is amazing how many hard anti-gay bashers seemingly always get caught having gay affairs.

 

first thing that comes to mind is how bad it must smell with all the sweaty ass and juices flowing at one of those parties.

 

its really not