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I don't consider that sexism, it's a fact of life that women aren't that good at driving.

 

by what metric can one detect this fact?

 

You ever rode with one?

Go to any shop that does front ends or tires, see how many come in with damage and a female driver. Women are genetically predisposed to hitting curbs and parking bumpers

 

Good gracious it’s ashame people have to ruin a good joke nowadays instead of laughing together at one. Lighten up Francises. Who gives a [uck fay] if it’s true or not. It’s a damn joke. Laugh or don’t but pulling the sexism stuff and getting riled up about it and pointing fingers “ur a sexist! Ur a sexist! Citizens arrest!” is flat out ridiculous..

 

I am understanding this response to be that you do not have a metric.

 

Citizen's arrest? With those constant leg injuries where are you going to go?

 

just lighten up a little. I bet your wife would laugh because she’s probably a horrible driver because all of them are, including Danica Patrick

 

Much like women, IP can't take a joke.

 

My wife only laughs at puns. She would take this line of conversation to be a license to kill, Calamity Jane in Death Race 2000 style.

 

I absolutely will not accept them, no. I may be able to on some technical, neurological level, but would never try.

 

Wife not happy I found Easter candy big bag of mini Twix and snickers.

 

She would hit two curbs and run three people off the road on the way to do it

 

I’ve wrecked more cars and accumulated more speeding tickets than my wife. It’s not really even close, as I am regularly reminded of.

She’s got me beat on rolling through right turns at intersections with a red light camera though.

 

My wife just drives like a bat out of hell. If I’m not driving I’m sleeping.

 

Follow up to the alpha male boot camp -

Saw on one of the TVs at gym that even FOXNEWS was making fun of these guys. If there’s a point where you know it’s bad, this is it.

 

If only there were databases on accidents and fatalities which we could reference.

 

And for those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted that it was written by a woman.

Just kidding, 8thMaxim doesn’t allow women

 

Now you don't know what to think

 

Easy there cowboy I don’t even know about the crew yet. The joke could be about anything, not necessarily gender.