Random college football thread

[uck fay]er, I am at work. Are you trying to get me fired?

 

And you’re not gonna line up and run the ball and win 23-13 very often any more

 

Certainly not with the way their line played last year.

 

Imagine an iron bowl with such low stakes it's the modern day Jefferson Pilot game with the three Dave's.

 

Iron bowl becomes so shitty, they move it back to legion field.

 

Does anybody know? Did they run out of steroids or something?

 

The Iron Bowl presented by Jefferson Pilot Sports

 

I don’t see this happening. Feels like 5 win would be an impressive feat right now.

 

Nebraska desperate for anything good to happen inside that football stadium.

 

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Oh my bad. Nebraska has sold 85,000 tickets to a girls volleyball game in their football stadium.

 

I've been to Nebraska once. Apparently there really is nothing to do there.

 

Noooooooo! I wanted Wright in Green Bay. A Bear?! Ugh.

 

Will Levi's might be there.

 

I can't lie, I was slightly worried we might.

 

https://footballscoop.com/news/report-sec-leaders-split-on-future-scheduling-format

 

In other words, bammer wants 1-7, and everyone else is either noncommittal or wants 3-6.

 

I'm guessing Bama doesn't have as much heartache about 3-6 as "woe is me our 3 are too hard". I get the small schools not wanting the extra conference game, but you are in the big leagues so shut up and take it or leave.