Thank God For Urban Meyer.

Discussion in 'Sports' started by hatvol96, Jan 13, 2015.

  1. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    Once again, the nouveau riche pretenders and their bullshit gimmicks lay battered and bloodied before the tradition and physical dominance of one of college football's rightful contenders. The world is as it should be.
     
  2. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    I agree with what you're saying, but can I thank Ezekiel Elliott and the OL instead? **** Urban.
     
  3. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

    I had been waiting for this post for the last hour. I think a certain poster has been called out.
     
  4. yont sum iss?

    yont sum iss? Contributor

    Oregon has to know they'll never win it all, right? Never.
     
  5. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    A good time shall be had by all. I'm looking forward to this battle.
     
  6. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    Run the ball between the tackles, throw the vertical ball, physically assault the opposing offense, win the kicking game. The formula never changes. The only variance is which one of college football's true elite ultimately raises the trophy.
     
  7. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    What battle? This movie ends the same way every year.
     
  8. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    Power Football 42
    ***** Football 20
     
  9. bostonvol

    bostonvol Chieftain

    Love the fact that he didn't take a knee
     
  10. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    They should have known it all along. Maybe they can play Baylor in one of the New Year's Six bowls so one of them can at least get a win.
     
  11. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Or throw double passes and deceptively play around with the eligibility of receivers, right?

    Oh wait.
     
  12. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    The only way it will be better is if they lay Mariotta out on this last play.
     
  13. TennTradition

    TennTradition Super Moderator

    Well. Von Bell shows he made the right decision by far tonight.
     
  14. bostonvol

    bostonvol Chieftain

    You don't watch a lot of patriots games do you?
     
  15. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Nope. What's your point?
     
  16. Richard Dick

    Richard Dick New Member

    Chip Kelly's offense is to football what Mike D'Antoni's is to basketball. Neither are capable of producing a championship.
     
  17. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    If chip is still the coach it's a much closer game, but 5 star studs will beat 4 star guys any day of the week
     
  18. netnvol

    netnvol Member

    Felt a lot like the Auburn game with Oregon getting manhandled in the trenches. Better team won but still, **** Ohio State.
     
  19. rbroyles

    rbroyles Chieftain

    Well look who flew in from Johnson City. Another lawyer.
     
  20. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    But the special effects steadily improve and the cinematography always leaves us entranced.
     

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