The Stock Market Thread

Which one of you has some land? They are paying you to take barrels. Dig a hole. Lets go.

 

I have 6 mango, 2 leeche, 2 orange, and a banana tree behind those palms.

 

Put me down for 100, it's all I can afford to lose right now

 

What happened to the coconut tree?

 

Have seen how many coconuts he spends on shit? Those trees dried up and died years ago.

 

Reasonably, how many barrels could I haul in a Camry and store in a large three car garage?

 

Shit, about 25.

 

It's 42 gallons.

So, maybe 1.5 bbl per trip?

 

Coconuts are worth less than oil these days

 

Per previous experience, I can definitely fit more than 1.5 big black ladies in my car. More in the 4.25-4.5 range, if I use the trunk.

 

Is there something I can do to get bourbon down to oil prices?

 

Well it does weigh about 275 pounds per.

 

Close all liquor stores.

 

Would that not do the opposite?

 

I suppose the lack of access would drive a black market that would be more expensive. I was thinking more like no way to sell it makes it worthless to mimic the no way to use oil right now so dirt cheap.

Better would be easy distribution but no market.

So a virus that makes everyone else allergic to bourbon should do the trick.

 

I’ve gotten that virus before. I got it after drinking a lot of bourbon.

 

Well, I'm back to where I was at the end of February, about a week after the bottom fell out. Just about back to even for the year.

 

I’m back in the positive on one account and still about 8 grand away in another

 

40M on unemployment and everything is up again.

'Merica

 

Is wild.

I know in our county most places stayed open due to the factories being deemed essential.

Also crazy how much manufacturing has expanded here in the last few years too