Today I learned

Not all Scotch drinkers are smug douches.

 

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You driving the Viper again?

 

Today I learned that booking international flights is a real pain in the neck for someone who has never even booked a domestic flight.

 

I hope you get abducted by slave traders.

 

Try reading poetry with a foreign [ock cay] in your mouth, Indy.

 

A blowie from a Russian chick quoting the Communist Manifesto would be like screwing a bowl of jello during a 8.1 Richter earthquake.

 

I just hold the bowl really firmly and shake as fast as I can.

 

Same thing I do with Russian chicks.

 

Today I learned that the 24/7 computer labs are an Asian paradise. I'm outnumbered like 20 to 1 and it's scary.

 

The Tupolev Tu-160 is the worlds largest combat aircraft, largest supersonic aircraft and largest swing wing aircraft.

 

I learned oe is a Russian spook.

-ben4vols

 

Really..........Im off to the Indy thread

 

Today I learned that you cannot video tape yourself having sex with a woman without her consent in the state of Tennessee.

 

What about if it is with a man?

 

I learned today that too many chilli dogs do not result in pleasant things.

 

When I was a kid we would go to the mountains on vacation and grill a lot of dogs,. Me and the borther rated our vacation by how many chili dogs we had. A 25 dogger was something to shot for.

 

After 25, I would want to be shot.

 

Well this was over the course of 3-4 days, but at the time it seemed amazing.