Today I learned

Today I learned that my head is not harder than our flagstone patio.

 

Are you ok?

 

I was kind of dizzy and had a hell of a knot on top of my head. I fell off the back steps with my hands full of tools, and in trying to toss the tools out of the way, I didn't have enough time to help break my impact with my damn head. Also scraped up my knee and hand on the storm door.

 

Love your heart. As bad as it was I'm glad it wasn't worse

 

Damn. I fell/slid down the stairs yesterday and about took out my wife and son. Left knee buckled as I stepped down. Took a gash out of my hand on the railing and was bleeding everywhere. My wife couldn't stop laughing.

 

Today i learned i know no one, always know someone that knows someone. I never realized there is no row 13 on a plane, never crosed my mind..

 

You are incorrect, you know me, and I know Jayvols and NYYVol not to mention all these other yayhoos.

 

Say it aint so RB...

 

Today I learned that panties are apparently a canine delicacy. Imagine that.

 

My daughter could have told you that. This fact helps keep her using her hamper. I can't lie though. It's pretty funny to see our chihuahua dog running down the hall with her undies flopping about like he's captures an enemy flag and has put it on parade.

 

Today I learned working on New Year sucks, but the parking choices were excellent.

 

Today I learned that.....................well crap, I didn't learn anything today! Carry on.

 

Today I learned....a duck hunting trip with family members is priceless.

 

Today I learned the SEC is not so damn hot a football conference, well yesterday and today.

 

Thought the same. Maybe the SEC has been down this year all along after all.

 

I'm trying to decide if they're down, or if they just don't give a shit about winning bowl games in relation to other programs

 

I don't think you can learn much from any bowl games outside of the Sugar, Rose, and NC game.

 

maybe you cannot, but i sure think so.

 

I think this is true, particularly where coaches are in flux. All the SEC squads with DC changes in the works looked stupid on defense.

 

That'll preach