UT's Offense is Compared to Unhygienic Genitalia

That's because it got enhanced.

 

No but sometimes I just don't believe they can turn shit to gold, or even iron

 

Are we talking just ran 5 miles on a hot, muggy Miami night, or just got out of the shower and used the good Axe body wash balls?

 

These are FBS football players. Upper 3 and 4 stars. Seems as if they could be coached up to mediocrity.

*save Gilliam who has the Rudy factor.

 

Probably the former. If you're like me, you spent about 1/3 of your time in the shower making sure your balls were clean.

 

I'm not sure they really are, though.

In any case we don't have the OL coach to do it

 

Now you're speaking my language.

 

I never wasn't speaking it

 

I usually spend more time cleaning the shaft than the balls.

 

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Matt Darr beats Florida. We probably could have punted on first down with each 4th quarter possession and held on to that win.

 

Ingrown hair will puss oozing on the groin wall

 

if we just get to punt on that possession Worley fumbled, we win if dude doesn't house it. IMO, of course

 

They take a solid turd and turn it into diarrhea. The least they could do is turn it into one of those turd rocks.

 

shit is shit

 

Damn. With the shaft you have, your nuts must be microscopic.

 

Which is why you don't give it a contract extension.

 

I think I have a lifetime contract with it

 

I remember our last coach celebrating a win over Vandy