DC's Spam and Trolling Thread

LOL, I would like to see you in action.

 

I get one a month at least. Usually jehova witnesses or mormons. Occasionally some church I've ever heard of.

 

Yeah, but you live in California. Ripe mission field out there where all you pothead hippies roam.

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Co-signed.

 

Would a Jehova's Witness or Mormon wear wool socks w/ Birkenstock sandals, a Doors t-shirt & cut-off OD green fatigues to win a hippie to their belief system? If not, they don't want it bad enough.

 

Can't say about JWs, but traveling through the Salt Lake City airport on occasion makes me think this is not a part of regular Mormon attire. Admittedly, I am quite ignorant on this topic though

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The Mormons have a very pronounced presence on Pacific island nations. I saw them everywhere when I lived there. Apparently, part of their very sensible belief system was the idea that the people of the Pacific Islands are part of some lost tribe of Israel or something and they needed to be converted in order for the second coming to occur. I'm paraphrasing, but I couldn't take it seriously enough to care to understand too much. I do know that I had to deal with a few on buses and restaurants trying to proselytize to me. Shooting a dirty look and telling them I'm not interested usually did the trick.

 

That's what I was thinking as well.

Just don't want "it" bad enough I guess.

 

One of the theories floated to explain the origin of Melungeons over the years was that they were a lost tribe of Israel.

It's been debunked along with every other origin speculation.

 

My personal favorite lost tribe theory was that they became the Middle Band (or Central Band, this is another topic where my ignorance far exceeds my knowledge) of the Cherokee.

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It's okay uni. I wouldn't expect you to be that up on Mormonism. I mean you have trouble with Jesus, much less Jesus, The Western.

RIP Tim Wilson

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Interesting. Haven't heard that one. I'll look it up. Thanks.

 

Bravo, sir. Bravo. One of my favorite Tim Wilson lines.

 

One of my favorites as well. Tell me sir, what was Jesus's dog's name?

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HAHAHA.
Wilson's accent & delivery just made the comedy even better. Miss the guy.

 

It was debunked with genetic testing a few years back, but that bunch is interesting enough to read up on.

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His king of England skit was great.

"If I's kinga England, I'd be having sex with every woman in England. Put you wife in a bikini, Bob and run to home Depot and get me a pair of pliers. Kinga England!"

"A couple hundred years ago, your nuts would be a door knocker on the tower of London"

 

McCain has a brain tumor

I dont like the guy at all but I hope he recovers. In the meantime he is ancient, should focus on his health and needs to resign.

Grahamnesty will not know what to do without his master.

Meet the gubner of Arizona Doug Ducey

Looking at his record I doubt he taps a RINO to replace McCain.

J. D. Hayworth would be my choice.

 

Waiting for democrats to twist this into some crusade about why it's so important for the government to be in the healthcare business...

 

Apparently it is a very aggressive kind of tumor. I wish him best and hope the rest of his life is free from as much suffering as possible.

I do hope he does the right thing and steps down from his Senate seat.