How this plays out

I get it. This coaching staff could definitely blow one, but our schedule is pure shit. It's not like there are any trap games either. I guess the best chance of a loss is next week, though.

 

I moved. I'm back in the south of Brazil again. But if needed I can make a trip up to the Amazon again....

 

This plays out with 7/8 wins, a moral victory, and battle cries for next year. I just hope the bastard can keep recruiting because he certainly wasn't born with a horseshoe up his ass. Start chanting 2016 because that is what the rest of this season is about. #negavol

 

You need to give your all for tennessee sir.

 

I doubt there is a message board in America that is more creative about how to get rid of coaches.

 

A loss to any of the remaining teams on our schedule should be grounds for immediate firing. If Missouri gets in fg range we should be ashamed.

 

I am sure there are some types of poisonous plants or fruits I could send in a basket to the football office too. I could wipe out the whole staff

 

It's pretty much all we've been able think about for the last decade.

 

Brother, the future of Tennessee football is in your hands.

 

Also -

JONES: We charted the Kentucky game as one of our most difficult games having to go on the road at night on Halloween.

 

Our young players are scared of the dark. And vampires. Kentucky Halloween Vampires.

 

Throughbred vampires. Full of burbon.

Terrifying I tell you.

 

Wha? I just had a little stroke.

 

Butch sucks

 

You're going to feel really stupid in 10 years when we go 9-3.

 

How many f'n up the middle plays were there in the 3rd quarter?

 

Playing for halftime instead of attempting to score with 3 timeouts and a minute and a half left tonight should be a fireable offense for cause.

 

There was one in the 4th with 2 minutes and change remaining.

Which was criminal.

 

Cowards gonna coward.