Old White People Still Love Baseball

Neither of which have anything to do with constantly paying out billion dollar concussion settlements. Hell, even kid's sainted youth participation numbers show the fall off. It's over. Soon. Everybody will have to get their gay port fix somewhere else.

 

Football fanatics are the dumbest people on the planet by a factor of 20.

 

So I should start watching more WWE, is what you're saying?

 

They'll still be around. Football won't.

 

Just so we're clear, you're talking about soccer, right?

 

Sweet, I love blanket statements about large groups of people.

 

No. American redneck, a guy putting his hand up on another's ass to start a play 'Merika football.

 

But both are equally homoerotic (to be honest, WWE is probably more homoerotic), which you seem to be saying is a negative quality.

 

Good. If the shoe fits...

 

Clearly you have no clue about the center/quarterback exchange. He doesn't go up his ass. He caresses the center's balls.

 

WWE fans take the product with the proper seriousness. Football fans act like their silly, violent sport actually matters in the grand scheme of things. Football is for people too stupid or cowardly to actually act out their aggressions or anger. It gives their mundane, 87 IQ lives meaning.

 

Which has nothing to do with the homoeroticism of either sport. When did we change topics?

 

mostly, those playing at the highest levels are playing because there is money in it and they're good enough to make that work.

 

We didn't. Keep up. WWE fans know it is a show and camp. Football fans believe their sport reveals character and teaches life lessons. That's why football fans are stupid.

 

I'm talking about fandom.

 

Are you saying wrestling isn't real?

 

You can buy peanuts on the street for a buck and take them inside. Water too.

 

Don't bring details into this.

 

IT's STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT.!!!!

 

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