OWH Memorial Undead Topic

Oh to be Ray J for a couple minutes

 

No thanks. They all have no redeeming qualities.

 

Jay Cutler is now here to save us from all the reality stars.

 

Man I hate that college dream. It’s sometimes high school but same dream.

 

Almost every dream I have is that dream.

 

I never had those dreams. Wouldn’t care if i did. Which is probably why I was academically ineligible one year.

 

I’ve had the teeth breaking up and falling out one. I very rarely remember them though. Usually I know I had one but no memory of the details

If I do remember them they tend to be drawn out epic tales

 

I have to be cat napping to remember my dreams.

Also the wife will throw shade your way if you sleep talk and say the name of one of your ex’s

 

Several times when i had temporary bonding, I had the dream and woke up with a piece or 2 of my tooth in my hand where i broke it off from the bonding in my sleep.

 

90% of my dreams are adventure tales. My wife is jealous as 90% of her dreams are emotional train wrecks in nature.

 

I dream my work is calling me, I wake up in a cold sweat, then look over at my phone and its ringing.

 

Wife: Alan, I want to go to the beach and the only time we can go is mid July.

Me: ok.


Never. Again.

 

Packed, hot, seawead or all?

 

Hot.

Nutsweat hot. And muggy. Get out of the ocean to take a swim muggy.

The ocean was calm and incredibly clear today.

 

The beach is highly overrated in my opinion.

 

We head down Saturday for a few days. Staying in Inlet this time. I enjoy it. I like to sit, stare, ocean, nap, beer, Cornhole, ocean, beer, skipball, quick nap, snack, beer, ocean. throw some football, corn hole, beer, beer, walk to dinner. Out at 9.

 

Seeing dads make their kids throw into the wind makes me angry.

 

Go down in the fall. No crowds, temperature mild, Gulf clear and warm, sunsets over the water. It is the best.

 

Next summer vacation is to Mt Rogers in Virginia. Camp ground is at 4800 feet I think and 72 degrees during the day.

 

I love the beach. Just not in July.