Today I learned

Today I learned there's a 130ish inch 10 pointer still running around where I deer hunt.

 

Hope he's still around next year for you.

 

Too bad he's not in you freezer or at your taxidermist.

 

Last picture I got of him was October 8th. I believe I saw him during muzzleloader season in a thicket, I'm not sure.

New year's day, 5 am he comes strolling by

 

I've got 2 days

 

Today I learned that Iowa isnt very good at football.

 

Today I learned sometimes it's very effective to just go postal during halftime. I also learned that when I rage i remember nothing about it

 

Today I learned Joe Piscapo made an uncredited cameo in National Lampoon's European Vacation.

 

Somebody left a copy of the regs in the woods again.

 

It's amazing how they all but disappear, then stroll back in as the season closes.

 

Today I learned that you can assess environmental health hazards in a given area by examining the sperm of rats. It makes a lot of sense, but rat sperm is not something I frequently ponder.

 

Today I learned that rat sperm can assess environmental health hazards.

I haven't learned how I can get funding to find this type of stuff out.

 

If a rat eats a lot of pineapples... ?

 

Their incisors grow continuously, so don’t have to worry about the thick rind messing them up.

 

Today I learned that a person can be convicted of a crime, including sexual assault, even if there is no evidence whatsoever, outside of victim testimony.

That’s scary!

 

Today I learned that if you’re going to keep your knife incredibly sharp, be very gd careful. As I type this I’m still waiting to relieve the pressure to see if stitches might be needed.

 

It's the same in the Army

 

Today I read that the rate of teen pregnancies falls off sharply after age 20.

 

Weird. That hasn’t been the case for me.