Eat Shit, Roger Goodell.

**** the Patriots.

 

He gets it

 

All he gets is to watch his team get dominated by New England twice a year.

 

After looking at Miami's schedule, you all might be able to squeeze out 9 wins for the first time in seven years. Guess you're excited.

 

Hoo boy. I can feel if welling up inside me. Like gas after a bad bean burrito.

 

The sky is not falling in the NFL. It is as popular as it has ever been.

 

Haven't the Phins split with the Patriots the past couple of years?

 

Soooo...nothing.

 

Soooo...nothing.

 

Everything

 

They haven't split super bowls

 

A fan of the franchise that treated Tony LaRussa and Mark McGwire like deities probably shouldn't dive head long into the steroid issue.

 

That's the only thing I could figure he was referring to, which laughable at best.

 

Ortiz and Ramirez are juicers.

 

I wasn't even thinking of that

 

I was making a joke. Touchy.

 

This from the guy with a poster of Belichick and Brady above his bed

 

Let's see, taking advantage of teams stupid enough to not protect their proprietary information and referees not doing their jobs versus building a reputation as a genius by turning a blind eye to a bunch of drug addict bodybuilders and stealing the legacy of Roger Maris by turning your pathetic .190 hitting ass into Babe Ruth II through chemistry. Yeah, those are comparable.

 

Did the roids help their ability to make contact with the ball, or make the ball travel further after contact?

Either way, baseball was better when they were hitting the ball harder.

 

Cheatin' is cheatin'