Ebola Outbreak

Also, transmittable by semen for up to 7 weeks after recovery even if you survive. Careful out there, sailor.

 

I'm screwed.

Literally.

 

Or worse... Get it caught under the rocking chair.

 

As long as we have money to sue Obama we will make it

 

Wasn't me.

 

Supposedly we should feel better because they will be near the CDC; you now, the same people who could not control Anthrax.

 

Sweet.

 

Makes me feel real comfortable to be this close to Atlanta.

 

So are the zombies coming or what? I need to seal up the bunker soon

 

You're too late. Been in my sealed megadodecahepa-filtered bunker for 2 weeks now.

 

I have the worst case of human diarrhea ever documented since around 7:00 tonight. Is that a symptom? If so, sorry Jay. Those bodily fluids today may have been tainted.

(Yea the whole liter)

 

I only have enough food and bullets for 2 years, so obviously timing is a major issue

 

2 years? Amateur.

 

It's that nasty barbecue chicken pizza. That shit isn't natural. It would knock a buzzard off of a gut wagon.

 

About 2 hours ago I would have bet you $100 I pooped my pants, but when I checked, nothing. My lucky day I guess.

 

No worse feeling... Then the sigh of relief.

 

I was walking down the hall heading out today and ripped one I'm sure they heard in the gym. Just the feeling I knew tonight was going to be rough.

 

It was 4:30 before I got out of there.

 

Guess where I'm spending the weekend.

 

It may be 6:00 for me Monday.