POLITICS President Trump: 100+ Mornings After (Term 1 Complete)

Raising kids isnt easy. Being a stay at home parent however, is a [uck fay]ing cake walk.

Unless you have special needs children.

 

If the child is too young for school. Here is your day.

Breakfast time
Play time
Lunch
Reading time
Nap time
Play time
Dinner time
Bath time
Bed time

How grueling.

Here is your day if the kid is in school.

Breakfast time



Dinner time
Bath time
Bed time

Props to anyone who can handle that schedule.

 

Haha.

I guess you’re just better at it than I am.

My oldest never napped past 1.5.

Multiple meltdowns daily.

Younger sibling gets jealous of attention older gets due to behavior - even if it’s negative attention and takes it out on older sibling. Holding doors or holding child while further meltdown ensues.

Run to take away sharpie that kid went and found to protest attention you are now showing other child.

Time for additional discipline.

Now kid gets physically violent. Hole in wall. Going to have to patch that.

Beer

That was often my typical day alone with the kids when I had one. My oldest is calming down now and it’s getting better. Thank goodness.

My wife stays at home with our kids and I know for a fact I have it easier than she does.

It does vary by family I’m sure though.

 

My kids are about to enroll in several after school programs. Couple that with school itself and my time with them is even more limited. That is hard. Making quality time with them as they get older is infinitely harder than reading a book to them and putting them down for a nap.

 

No, that's not Schwarber. It's not pronounced "Sherbert." Say "Shwar," "Shwar" Say "war." Say "Shhh-war" No, NOT SHERBERT!

My kid talks... all the time. All the time. It's a 15 minute drive to school. He talks non stop for 20 minutes.

 

We can only aspire to be as perfect as DerpLee.

 

Well, yeah. Reading a book and putting them down for the night is great.

 

Have kids and you can join the conversation.

 

Far from perfect. Never claimed to be, just dont tell me hanging with a 3 year old is real work.

 

Haha. That's good though. I'd rather have a kid that talk too much than one that internalized everything and kept quiet.

 

Bullshit. Utter bullshit.

 

It's not. I've done it.

 

You can plan all you want with electronics or whatever, but when you have 19, 16 and 12 year old hormonal boys, or girls of course, you end up just wanting them home safe at the end of the day.

 

LOL

This is gold.

 

This schedule is fantasy land.

 

What do you think a stay at home parent is doing

 

Even if I had one, it would never be as perfect as yours.

 

No, that’s not what he said.

 

I'm pretty much talking about preschool children here. Once they are in school you aren't even a stay at home parent any more. You're just someone who doesn't work.

 

For the few years before they enter school? Feeding them, bathing them and making sure they don't injure themselves.