Your Job (I produce adult-themed media and features)

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Tenacious D, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    I have a couple of side ventures, but primarily, I produce adult-themed (videographic) content for several distribution channels, including film and internet. It's neither as "cool" or "awesome" as you might imagine, outside of the first 7-10 years.

    So, now having gone first in talking about my own, I thought it might be cool to hear from others.

    What do you guys do?

    P.S. [MENTION=152]Jewbaccah[/MENTION], the answer to that question should be about your occupation, and not simply listed as, "Men." or "Not Women". However true both statements may undoubtedly be.
  2. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I'd like to hear more about this "adult-themed" media.
  3. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Simply (and crassly) spoken:

    I coordinate the production of adult-themed content, from the casting to the editing and at lots of places in-between - but it's all behind the camera, and largely boring stuff.

    It ranges from the extremes of both hard and soft core (from less nudity than you likely saw in HS anatomy class, all the way through fetish / BDSM).

    Some answers to common questions:

    Q: Where do you get the girls? Is it difficult to find them?
    A: They come from everywhere, and no, it isn't. In fact, we no longer advertise on Craigslist anymore, because of the deluge of responses we would receive - with the vastly overwhelming number of those being either coeds or sexually frustrated suburbanites - but only about 10% look the part, and less than 1/2 of 1% of those can act / perform the part.

    Q: I didn't know that they did that sort of stuff in Knoxville.
    A: One of the largest cable conglomerates in the world is located in Knoxville (Scripps / HGTV) - and while they DO NOT do adult-based stuff (insofar as I have ever heard or know) - it offers a glimpse that it can be done just about anywhere. In fact, if you live within 5-100 miles of both an airport and a hotel that has suites, someone is shooting porn within that radius. Guaranteed.

    Q: How do you function with a massive erection all of the time?
    A: That's partially true - while it's not all of the time, it is massive, as [MENTION=48]NYYVol[/MENTION] can attest. Seriously, after about 500 shoots, it's no different than any other job. Some people stare at that all day, and some stare at widgets or legal documents, etc. The magic quickly wears off on it, though, and it just becomes what it is - a job.

    I'm happy to answer any others, within reason - but want to know what everyone else does, too.
  4. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Ummmm I'm a CPA......Maybe not quite as exciting as others....but....rewarding in its own right.
  5. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    I couldn't be a CPA if my life depended on it, Card.

    And as long as there is money in the world, you're in the right profession.
  6. Steve C.

    Steve C. Banned

    Full-time student.
  7. LawVol13

    LawVol13 Chieftain

    Full-time student. Last semester.
  8. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance


    I hope that you're each double-majoring in cashing checks and snapping necks (I think that's actually a course offering at The U).

    But I know that you both minor in love.
  9. LawVol13

    LawVol13 Chieftain

    Law School for me.
  10. Steve C.

    Steve C. Banned

    Working on history degree and preparing for MCAT. Still a bit to go.
  11. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    My favorite law - breast enhancements are deductible for strippers and the sort. 5 year depreciable property.

    Essentially - a boob job has the same shelf life the average computer in the eyes of the federal government.
  12. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

    High school history teacher. Had my bags packed for a PhD program and on my way as a college professor, then had some personal issues take me into teaching (supposedly temporarily) and I'm still here 5 years later.
  13. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Besides the coke and sex, I'd say your job is like any other
  14. LawVol13

    LawVol13 Chieftain

    Nothing wrong with that, Unimane. Honorable career, for sure.
  15. LawVol13

    LawVol13 Chieftain

    That's awesome, Cardinal. Are you the CPA for some Tittie Bars?
  16. KingWebbsticles

    KingWebbsticles Chieftain

    Recent graduate from UGA with a degree in Music Education.

    Searching for a HS/MS band director job in North Ga/West NC/ East TN.
  17. alumvol08

    alumvol08 Active Member

    Three time national championship NCAA Football head coach. Just accepted a position with the University of Tennessee and I'm excited to work like heck to right the ship. The rest of the day, I'm a law student.
  18. Snakeonia

    Snakeonia Active Member

    IT consultant here
  19. LawVol13

    LawVol13 Chieftain

  20. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Are you serious? Serious question.

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